Dear Men,
Today it was made clear to me that I should be using this forum as a springboard to effect change for a better society. If I bring about just one convert, the world will be a better place. Children will be happier, work productivity will increase and make for better communications with friends, family and the public.
[i]Spring for the “good” toupee. If your hair is grey and you are buying a toupee as opposed to a wig (which covers the whole head) DO NOT buy jet black. Black hair on top of grey sideburns does NOT make you look like a younger man, it makes you look like an older man who doesn’t have a mirror. Besides the dark color emphasizes your age because it is against a paler, thinner skin - so every nook and cranny on your face now has a dramatic negative contrast in your new found crown. Also, the combination of black hair/white eyebrows is a wee bit comical - probably not the effect you were going for.[/i]
If you are of an age where the above is not yet applicable to you, please print it out and keep it in your wallet.