I’ve some thinking to do these next couple of weeks. It looks like my job is going to be eliminated. I spoke with one of the “outside sources” and she recommended my finding another position.
And, really I’m fine with that. I’m like a phoenix - I will arise from the ashes. It’s just I can’t figure the way to go out.
Here’s what I want to do: Walk in next Monday (I’m on vacation this week) give my notice, report every suspicious money changing practice I know of to the board, place magnets in every hard drive, take every last bit of office supplies, call in a bomb threat and slash the tires on my boss’ car on the way out. But that’s probably not the most Christian thing to do, is it?
So here’s what I’m actually deciding between:
1 - go in, ask why we are putting off the inevitable and request a voluntary layoff effective immediately.
2 - go in, ask why are we putting off the inevitably and request a voluntary layoff effective October 1.
3 - Give 2 weeks notice and fly by the seat of my pants.
4 - Climb into bed and stay there for at least a month.