Today’s funny is a short one because I’m up late as it is.
Last week I came home and set my bags on the floor and proceeded toward the restroom. Mind you, I wasn’t in a hurry to get there, but there no better time like the present. Well, the heel of my boot somehow got caught on the strap of my purse and I slipped. I finally landed a foot on the ground, but unfortunately it was on the mail I’d just dropped and so I did this crazy split skid across the foyer, arms flailing, feet going in opposite directions. When I finally stopped I peed my pants.
