Isle of Remote

Got a catalog in the mail the other day. Addressed to me, not someone else. It was for pornos and the millennial version of the blow-up doll. Lots of extenders and other male apparatus. How did I get on this list?!! I mean, seriously, I didn’t need to know that you can get your favorite female porn star’s booty cast in lifelike poly resin to…um….use as you see fit. And just how lonely and horny do you have to be to BUY a butt-shaped pillow to poke your willy through? At first I was disgusted, now I’m just saddened by the whole thing.