Someone left a cd in my desk drawer at work. It has “Lonely Mix” written on it. Who would want to listen to lonely music? What sort of songs would be on this cd? I’d play it, but I fear I’d be hanging from the rafters fifteen minutes in.
My boss is still out. Yay! She has some kind of surgery. My hope is that she’s getting the evil cut out of her. Although, that would be a seriously long procedure. Maybe I can settle for getting 1/4 of the evil cut out of her.
Actually, guessing what sort of surgery she’s had is getting to be somewhat fun. Company policy is that you can’t find out why a person is out, so we can’t ask. Here are the clues:
It’s abdominal
She can’t drive for 5 weeks
It’s a condition that gets better as you get older
Her symptoms prompted a cancer screening
She has digestive problems and she’ll eat very bland foods or no food at all sometimes
She’s evil (that’s just her though)
My guesses so far are Colitis or Crohn’s disease. Any others?